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Joke of the Day
"What will you find in the toilet of a ship? The captains log."
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"Women call me The Gold Medal I always finish first."
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"I'm not really a social drinker. I'd say most of my drinking is work related."
"Casey Anthony is still unemployed...? She should have a pretty good resume though. She had a job as a mother once and killed it!"
"What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano? Answer: Tulips on an Organ."
"My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night"
"What do you call a broke actor? Johnny Debt."
"Why doesn't anyone let Trump go fishing with them anymore? He always takes the bait..."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9."