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Joke of the Day
"A horse comes into a bar.., No wait, it was a man. A horse comes in a man..."
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"Why was Joan of Arc never good in debates? Because she could not take the heat."
"""Stop putting words into my mouth!"" ""Fine, eat your alphabet soup by yourself."""
"I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night... ""You're a big lass, aren't you?"" I said. ""Tell me something I don't know,"" she replied with a tear in her eye. ""Salad tastes nice."""
"What's the difference between tulips and roses? roses hurt when your dick is between them."
"What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test? Drool"
"What do you do when you come across Santa on New Years Eve? You wipe it off and apologize."
"A lot of people seem to fuss about adding and removing an hour from the day. I think it's just a minute difference."
"Did you hear about the kindergartener with a bad knee? He needed a kid knee transplant."
"What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!"