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Joke of the Day
"A horse comes into a bar.., No wait, it was a man. A horse comes in a man..."
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"[god to lions] You will be the symbol of power and prestige [sees the crickets] Ew. Uh...you guys just yell real loud when a comedian bombs"
"I asked my friend if he wanted brown rice... He said, ""No, I hate brown rice; I only eat white rice."" I said, ""What are you, riceist?"""
"Do you know how I know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans."
"Last night I dreamed the oceans were made of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea."
"When would a discount be a bad thing? Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free."
"My girlfriend bought me a bowling ball the other day. She thought i wouldn't like it but, It was right up my alley!"
"Why is hip hop popular among urban youth? because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air."
"What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew."
"There's 2 types of people in this world... Ones that pee in the shower And liars"