178637
Joke of the Day
"What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!"
Next Joke
"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"
"It's amazing how few people list ""The Hospital"" as their emergency contact."
"GEEK BOOTY CALL... FRESH AIR You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!"
"Vanish- The World's Number 1 Stain Remover' Is there a number 2 stain remover? My boxer shorts are absolutely fucked."
"Bullshit this steak's rare. They have it at like every restaurant!"
"Some people call me anti social But i just ignore them and go back to my computer in my room amd lock my door.. .... (Bad jokes 101)"
"""I see,"" said the blind man... As he picked up his hammer and saw."
"The universe implodes.... No matter."
"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great service but no atmosphere."