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Joke of the Day

"What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test? Drool"

"Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because Mrs. Claus told him he'd never get in the back door."

"I'm not really sure I'm understanding this financial crisis in Greece... It's all Greek to me."

"Seeing jelly in the peanut butter jar is gross, that's why it's important to lick the knife before you stick it in there."

"What presidential candidate currently has a beard? Hillary Clinton."

"One beer please! *This is Starbucks!* Oh, my fault, I'm Bill."

"Just found out Heinze Soup has gone bust Apparently it's been put into adminestrone."

"First rule of ADHD club: Never talk about..Nice hat. You ever own a hamster? I did. Died. Watch me do a cartwheel! Ok, who wants brownies?"

"How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Count for yourself..."

"[Request] Jokes or puns about a broken arm. Friend broke his arm and I'm trying to cheer him up, can be insulting if you want."