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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you come across Santa on New Years Eve? You wipe it off and apologize."
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"What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of."
"Who let the dogs out? ~~Redacted~~ let the dogs out. - NSA File # ~~Redacted~~"
"Oh really, Carol? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take you to mind your own business"
"Two men are running and they pass a bar Eventually the get tired, and stop. They then agree that they need more than two people on their relay team."
"What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes? One starts with B and the otber starts with D"
"Hey baby, I know I've got an STD, but all I need is U to be a STUD"
"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe? ||elephant||||giraffe||sin()"
"Puns about cow sounds are the lowest form of humor."
"Osama Bin Laden tried his hand as a movie reviewer before settling on global terrorism... Unfortunately, he always gave films the same rating: 9/11."