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Joke of the Day

"The Eagles see a surge in sales .. .. amid the social medias resounding catch phrase, ""Who the fuck is Glen Fry ??"""

"After a rough night, I woke up one morning and thought I should join Alcoholics Anonymous... I changed my mind though, because I am NOT a quitter."

"I just broke up with a hoarder... I'm the only thing she could get rid of"

"Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft? The Carpet store"

"What's the gummy stuff between sharks teeth? Slow swimmers."

"PMS: I'm sorry. ME: Why? It's a good day. PMS: Wait for it. ME: [2 secs later] DID MY PARENTS REALLY TAKE MY DOG TO A FARM WHEN I WAS 5?!"

"""And He was buried and He rose again on the third day and on the fourth day He bought a shitload of Peeps for half price."" 1 Walgreens 15:4"

"I stayed up late last night to watch the greatest boxing match of all time Ali vs. Parkinsons"

"LPT: If someone is stubbornly blocking the isle at the supermarket with their shopping cart THINK before trying to ram them. You might be standing in front of a mirror. :/"

"Did you hear? Broadway is making a theatrical production on puns! It's going to be a *huge* play on words!"