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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny they just don't work."
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"My kid's favorite joke right now: Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. ... omg that is SO gross"
"Son, there's no need for a paternity test. I knew you were mine when you came prematurely."
"The perfect response to ""there's a party in my pants and everyone's coming"" ""Is it a search party?"" Ba-dum-tiss.."
"Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."
"It sucks when you try to join a gang in a new city and find out none of your street creds transferred."
"What do you call an uncertain insect today? A May bee."
"Do I look like a fan to you? Because you seem so much cooler when I'm around."
"Asia and his father are playing a board game. Asia's father takes his turn. He looks at Asia and says, ""Europe, Asia."""
"What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page? It blew up"