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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny they just don't work."
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"acording to Jane Eyre... Love is blind"
"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years... I don't have 2020 vision."
"When you don't even acknowledge I held a door open for you, I want to pull you back inside by your neck, and say ""now let's try this again."""
"I saw a sausage fly by my window I must be going insane it was actually a bird. I think I've taken a Tern for the Wurst"
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? Because he was too far out mannnn."
"It has been brought to my attention that people stickers on car windows are NOT pedestrian kills,but family members. Removing mine ASAP."
"Not a racing fan at all but 3 simple words would have me practically living at the dog track: little monkey jockeys"
"Pretzels come in twist shape because the twist is how disappointed you are in your snack."
"I'm not really a fan of Apple products. Mostly because I'm a bigger fan of not being broke."