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Joke of the Day
"A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight The vitamin B1"
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"This hot weather... The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts... Although it does make me look a bit gay."
"* drinks 6 pack of muscle milk * * checks for abs *"
"My boss told me to have a good day so I went home."
"What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber? Bruce Banner"
"What makes a joke bad? redundancy."
"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other one's a fish."
"""Every family on 2013 had 'quite the year'."" - study conducted using Christmas newsletters"
"Two fish are in a tank.. And one looks at the other and says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"A man walks into a bar and yells, ""All Lawyers are assholes!"" Someone at the bar stands up and says, ""I take offense to that."" ""Why? Are you a lawyer?"" ""No. I'm an asshole."""