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Joke of the Day

"I quit my band, 1023MB, the other day... We never had a Gig."

"Trump bragged about Apprentice ratings at National Prayer Breakfast, just like when Jesus boasted about his huge Sermon on the Mount crowds."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth."

"pirate joke I saw a pirate walking down the street and he had a paper towel on his head so I said ""what's with the paper towel."" he said ""arrgh got a Bounty on me head."""

"*jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles* ""WHO UNFOLLOWED ME"""

"why do black people only have nightmares? the only one ever to have a dream was shot."

"I'm not a huge fan homeopathy... ...but I guess it's okay in small amounts."

"The other day my daughter said, ""Mold is so gross."" I told her to ""respect its culture."""

"What did one hat say to the other? ""You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."""

"I wonder if Radio Shack ever thinks about changing the name, you know now that it's 2011 and all."