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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a huge fan homeopathy... ...but I guess it's okay in small amounts."

"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan."

"I like my whiskey like I like my women... Underage and sexy."

"Two antennae had a wedding... It was alright, but the reception was amazing."

"A penguin walks into an airport... A TSA officer stops him and says ""Penguins can't fly."""

"What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law? One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year."

"What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily? The military service."

"What do you call a group of women with small breasts An itty bitty titty committee"

"[showing my family to coworker] This is a picture of my daughter & my cat. Mittens & Jack. ""You named your daughter Jack?"" Nope, mittens"

"I love corn! It's a food that always amaizes me."