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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if Radio Shack ever thinks about changing the name, you know now that it's 2011 and all."

"This guys talking about ""Calm down, everything happens for a reason"". Then he gets all angry when I punch him in the face. What a hypocrite."

"Hey guys just wanted to let you guys know that I'm vegan"

"Scary: A wolf chasing you Scarier: A werewolf chasing you Scariest: A werewolf with a clipboard chasing you"

"How do you know your S&M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number."

"What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper? ""What?"" ""You aren't coming to my house"""

"guy A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells ""You should have been here at 8:30!"" he replies: ""Why? What happened at 8:30?"""

"How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars."

"[Dirty] Surveys show ... Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a deck of cards Just sit down and I'll deal with you later"