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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a baby and an onion You don't cry when you cut a baby"
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"Wanna hear a bird joke?! I don't have one... This is hawkward."
"Do you guys know what a minstrel cycle is? A bicycle for musicians."
"Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!"
"You look like something I'd draw with my left hand"
"What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls? Sparky"
"""WHERE ARE ALL MY PITCHES AT!?!?!?!?"" -upset marketing executive"
"Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration camp."
"first time posting a joke, go easy Sponge bob walks into the Krusty crab and finds mr crabs on the floor. ""Sponge bob, i need money."" Sponge bob turns around and yells ""call the Jews"""
"A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash. Bartender says, ""Hey, we don't serve robots."" And the robot says, ""Oh, but someday you will."""