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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a powerful black guy? A: Obama."
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"You know something, Jon Snow Lord Commander: ""So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?"" Jon Snow: ""Yes, sir, it is true. But I have no Ygrittes."""
"What do you call a guy with no body and no nose? Nobody knows"
"What kind of shoes do ninjas use? Sneakers."
"What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family? Mini-Mum"
"Redmond WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system ""Windows 2000"" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901."
"Don't trust an atom They make up everything."
"What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s? Pol Potting mix."
"Everyone's a contrarian these days... Well, except for me of course."
"What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys? A Wind-up Merchant."