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"What do electricians say when they meditate? Ohm..."
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"The crowd at this bar is so young someone just got slimed."
"What's brown and sticky? Anal."
"No matter how kind you are... No matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder."
"Having erectile dysfunction must be hard Oh wait... No, never mind."
"I couldn't tell if something on the ground was a ball of animal poop or a rock Nudged it with my foot. It was a rock. That was my risky kick for the day."
"Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie."
"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with two police officers, you'll know that setting them free was a bad idea."
"The Knicks ....that's all"
"Single airline stewardesses are very lucky... for their convenience all men are already sorted into different classes."