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Joke of the Day

"Good comedy is like health insurance Some just can't get it"

"What's a hipsters favorite season? Summer, they like it before it's cool"

"how do you know you're in an elevator with the people of reddit? you're stuck on the basement level!"

"What did the penis say to the condom? ""Cover me. I'm going in."""

"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, at least two, provided the lightbulb is big enough."

"I don't play fantasy football, but I do play fantasy friendship. This week I'm starting Taylor Swift and Conan O'Brien."

"What do you call an angry Reddit mod? [deleted]"

"I'm not playing hard to get. I'm playing leave me the fuck alone."

"I have a particular set of skills, skills that allow me to open beer cans so no one in the house knows I'm drinking."

"I used to work at a french fry stand I was way over quali**fried**"