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Joke of the Day

"I'm not playing hard to get. I'm playing leave me the fuck alone."

"What's hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card? Blue eyes blond dragon."

"What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil? Cannoli Oil."

"Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you'd like to meet Him."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those that understand binary. The eight types that don't give a fuck. And those that expected this to be a ternary repost."

"Is this a coincidence or did a Brazilian design the FIFA logo Is [this](http://i.imgur.com/3eTWAuQ) or is this not a facepalm??"

"Had sex with a socialist girl a little while back. Think I'm gonna need to see a doctor. whenever I pee, I start to feel the Bern."

"This guy at my work is giving his wife a gym membership for Christmas. His name was John."

"Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross? A: So it could become a first-aid kit."

"how did the gamete get rich? because sex cells... Thank you thank you i'll be here all week."