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Joke of the Day

"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, at least two, provided the lightbulb is big enough."

"How do you confused people in the 90s? Tell them ""In 2016, we will be able to refer to someone as ""Sir and/or Ma'am"" And still be assuming someone's gender."""

"It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels."

"""I still haven't met his Father, but I'm not worried. Parents love me."" - Jesus' gay friend"

"How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen? You get the feeling that you've Reddit before."

"What do Eric Clapton and Donald Trump have in common? They were both jealous of the size of a black man's crowd."

"greasy... Q: Why are you so fat? A: From eating your mom's greasy pussy."

"Sorry I yelled, ""HAIL SATAN"" at your baby's baptism."

"I wonder if when my dog follows me into the bathroom it's cause I follow him outside when he goes and he thinks that's how it works. Meh."

"Swords just aren't naturally ""wooooshy"" enough for me, that's why I add the noise. That's why I add the noise, Janet."