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Joke of the Day
"What did the penis say to the condom? ""Cover me. I'm going in."""
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"I get irrationally angry when someone else is in the laundry room at the same time I am"
"What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma."
"Death Joke ""My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die."" ""Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?"" ""The judge told him."""
"Knock knock Who's there? Mike jones Mike jones who? Mike jones, who?Mike jones, who? Mike jones"
"I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology.... It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time."
"What do monkeys drink in space? Orangu-Tang."
"A man comes home to his wife ""honey,"" he says, ""pack your bags. I just won the lottery!"" ""That's amazing! What should I pack?"" ""I don't care. Just pack your bags and get the fuck out of here."""
"A man walks into a bar..... ""ouch"""