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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email? He had no attachments."
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"Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? ""The Dentist will see you now."""
"This coworker is in a really good mood this morning, so I hacked his Facebook account and wrote ""sexy"" on all of his wife's friends' pics."
"She told me she'd do anything for 20 bucks. Guess who just got his Mustang washed."
"Always buy 'hand wash only' shirts whenever you want to wear something once and then throw it into a 'hand wash only' basket for 15 years."
"Does anyone know where concentrate is? I've been drinking lovely orange juice from there for years now.."
"What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died? Well, that's the edamame."
"Just found out that McDonald's is serving all-day breakfast ... ... all day breakfast? I don't have that kind of time."
"Why did the Boxer Rebellion fail? They had no Qin"
"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? ...Because Burger King didn't wrap his whopper"