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Joke of the Day

"I wish scientists could make us as indestructible as cartoons. I've got a list of people I'd like to drop an anvil on."

"Why did Ray Bradbury use heated lube? It was a pleasure to burn."

"Hey kids, don't forget to look both ways before getting hit by a car."

"There's no ""u"" in narcissist"

"What' the bare minimum? One bear"

"DOCTOR: studies show that social media use reduces attention span ME: that's hard to believe DOCTOR: are you checking your phone? ME: what?"

"What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common? For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles."

"I am not schizophrenic doctor We're just fine......"

"50 mph winds here and I looked out the window and saw a package of Oreos fly by my house. At this rate, I will never have to leave for food."

"Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur? Because he couldn't branch out."