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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !"

"Life is always one step forward, two steps back...Then slide to the left...Slide to the right. CRISS CROSS!!!"

"Why did the spreadsheets get divorced? They just couldn't sort things out."

"Anytime Tim Tebow contemplates... ...it's a Christian Ponder. joke courtesy Michael Starrbury"

"Searched for a PI service in my area... Got a delicious apple in the correct geometric shape, but didn't really help me figure out who my wife was cheating on me with..."

"Why Derrick Rose's Rape Allegations Won't Stick. ""Just like his knees, it won't hold up in court"""

"I don't understand why banks keep their pens chained to the counter If I trust you with my money, then you should trust me with your pen!"

"What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits"

"People find it fascinating I can lift 180kg from the bench. Weird, I thought people found it easy to stand up from park benches."

"Did anyone hear about the fat priest? He never exorcised."