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Joke of the Day
"A man streaked passed two old women in the park... the first one had a stroke; the other missed"
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"Ruth and Johnny, side by side, went out for an auto ride. They hit a bump, Ruth hit a tree, Johnny kept going Ruthlessly."
"Why is it a dog finds great joy sticking his head out of a car going 55mph, but if you blow in his face he'll try and kill you..........Bad Breath"
"My mom just got out of rehab for her knees Knee addiction is tough, it's one of the toughest habits to kick"
"A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead and she sighs. ""Here we go again."""
"Bacon: Toast, great tan! Eggs: Ham, you smell good! Ham: Thank you Eggs, you too! Toast: Bacon, you're awesome bro! -complementary breakfast"
"It's too bad the meaning of life is 141 characters."
"The N word. What do you call a bus full of niggers under the ocean with 1 empty seat ? A crying shame"
"Got a job cleaning up leaves. I was raking it in."
"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin."