185577
Joke of the Day
"What did the car baby say to his car dad? Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!"
Next Joke
"There's no ""u"" in awesome... But there's always ""me""."
"If I saw an elephant in the room, that's ALL I'd be talking about."
"One of the best ways to prepare for marriage is to wait 15 minutes in your car before going anywhere."
"I think I have hit rock bottom in my life. Do you know where I can buy some new tacks?"
"I'm going to start responding to videos people post of their babies on Facebook with videos of me getting nine hours of sleep"
"Today a Gender Studies student asked me how our society viewed lesbians Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer. Time to update my display to 4K."
"They've just added no stockpiling paperclips' to the employee handbook like they knew what I was planning."
"""Say hello to my little friend"" Great Movie Quote. Terrible bedroom talk."
"George Clooney looks that way because when he was a kid he kept making handsome faces and it stuck that way. No, don't stare."