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Joke of the Day
"I think I have hit rock bottom in my life. Do you know where I can buy some new tacks?"
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"When your wife asks if men think about sex every 7 seconds the correct answer is ""I think of you all the time dear"" & not ""Sex with who?""."
"When do you stop on green and go on red? When you are eating watermelon ."
"[Phone rings] Babysitter: Hello? Dude: Dont. Go. Upstairs. Babysitter: Wha.. What's upstairs? Dude: NOT MUCH, STAIRS, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU"
"A poem for Valentine's Day Love is the fart of every heart, for when held in it pains the host, but when released pains others most."
"(OC) what kind of headphones does Rhianna wear? Beats by kanye"
"If I had a crystal ball that could see five years into the future... I would have 2020 vision."
"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment... When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute."
"What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer? The taste."
"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dave."