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Joke of the Day
"If I saw an elephant in the room, that's ALL I'd be talking about."
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"My friend told me he has developed a lung disease... I told him to explain it to me asbestos he can."
"*peeks under bathroom stall* How's the wifi signal in there?"
"What do you call a Mexican on a bridge? Spic and span"
"Don't you just hate it when... people don't finish their"
"Why Wasn't Hitler Allowed to Host Jeapoardy? He kept asking the contestants if their answers were their final solution."
"Either my cat is speaking English or that was not a vitamin I took...."
"Did you hear about the legless man who got his wheelchair taken away? He was floored."
"My whole life has felt like one big hammock and everybody is watching me try to get out of it."
"If you haven't heard my joke about the Mexican guy and the black guy, don't feel too bad. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."