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Joke of the Day
"What sound does and alcohlic train make? Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out."
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"Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor."
"Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !"
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending I'll see myself out"
"The Mancave is where I change into my Manman costume."
"What if god made periods to remind us to have anal sex at least once a month?"
"What does P.E.T.A. stand for? People Eating Tasty Animals !"
""" I made my famous dip for the office party"" You're a regular Abe Lincoln. ""But he wasn't a chef"" Exactly"
"Whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine."
"This Jewish kid asks his dad for five dollars... and his dad goes, ""Four dollars? What do you need three dollars for?"""