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Joke of the Day

"Germans are always so quick to fix your mistakes when you trying to speak German. It's as if the whole German nation is on Otto correct."

"This hating of people who breast feed in public places has to stop! I'll raise my dog however I like."

"Did you hear about the guy who chugged 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up"

"Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password."

"What are people afraid of puns called? Homophonic I'm sorry..."

"A juice bar called Just Kale Yourself."

"There is a special place in Hell for people who stop at yellow lights."

"I was in the midst of telling dad jokes when.. he had a heart attack and died."

"I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again. I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!"