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Joke of the Day
"I was in the midst of telling dad jokes when.. he had a heart attack and died."
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"Request: Give me your best wedding joke! (jokes with puns are absolutely acceptable)"
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"Why are you screaming my name? I'm right here.. Having sex is weird."
"My Spanish teacher taught me the word for ""Transgender"" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine"
"How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. It's a huge problem."
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"What was the scary guy on Tinder doing? Intimidating others."
"How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl? ""Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"""