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Joke of the Day

"A juice bar called Just Kale Yourself."

"How can you tell a sex doll is Muslim ? It blows itself up."

"[Bunch of 6 year olds knock on my door] ""TRICK OR TREAT!"" You kids are in for a real treat... *slips each of them a copy of my demo tape*"

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock into your girlfriend's ass."

"sweet potato fries ...could be made from sweet potatoes, or they could just be really awesome potato fries."

"I hate being a prominent political figure. No-one wants to date a guy with aides."

"What does IDK mean? I've yet to find someone who knows."

"Hey! Wanna hear my Ebola joke? Nah, nevermind. You won't get it."

"I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have........ Happy New Year!"

"Gay Necrophelia ""well I don't see anything wrong with gay necrophelia,"" said bob, in dead earnest."