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Joke of the Day

"Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password."

"After Babe Ruth died, the world became ruthless."

"Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, the other is a little lighter. Saw this online, laughed a bit too much."

"I Gave Up Cross Country Skiing. Ever since it's all been downhill."

"HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA GET YOUR VACCINE AT WALGREENS TODAY"

"I Hate Watching Romantic Movies at the Cinema I hate watching romantic movies at the cinema because I'm the only one who laughs, especially at those crying in front of me."

"How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese? Because they have hundreds of Qins"

"What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs."

"I am schizophrenic, AUA"

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut."