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"You're legally allowed to stab anyone whose favorite album is a band's Greatest Hits."
"when someone bumps into you, immediately say (loudly) ""oh no my hot bod!"""
"What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !"
"Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing."
"Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over."
"Why should you never make fun of fat people who have lisps? They're thick and tired of it"
"If you could choose between world peace and $100,000,000, what color would you choose for your Ferrari?"
"Why can't Z generationers swim? Their phones would get wet."
"Marriage If a couple gets married in Alabama... And divorced in Mississippi... Are they still brother and sister?"