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Joke of the Day
"What are people afraid of puns called? Homophonic I'm sorry..."
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"Where do baby apes sleep? Apricots."
"I wish there was some way to get rid of the stupid apple in this caramel apple."
"i'm reading this thesaurus. it's really interesting, or should i say... very interesting."
"My dad told me never to explain fashion to Tommy, Hilfiger."
"A wizard walks into a gay bar... ...And disappears with a poof."
"A midget walks into a bar.. he`s wearing a T-shirt that reads ""I hate all Paki`s"" I thought to myself....""that`s a little racist"""
"What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant? A hip-hop hip op."
"What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child? Do you want to buy a candy?"
"You never hear about a new ghost. ""Oh yeah, this place is haunted since Jeff died last Tuesday."""