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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs? Heroine overdose"
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"My coffee shop in Tokyo hasn't had many customers in the last couple of months... It's ok now though, people are starting to drift in."
"Does Snoop Dog wear and apron when he cooks? Yes, for sizzles. Edit: Snoop Lion"
"Knuckle tattoo idea: BORN DEFORMED"
"How do you get down off of an elephant? You dont. You get down off a goose."
"Airport Security: has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge, sir? Sir: How the hell am I supposed to answer that?"
"Having sex is like playing Bridge If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !"
"50% of Indian Roads are filled up with holes. And the rest are filled up with Assholes !!"
"A guy walks into his house holding a goat. He says ""This is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says ""What are you stupid? That's a goat!"" He says ""I wasn't talking to you."""