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Joke of the Day
"Where does Darth Vader go shopping? The Darth mall! haha, funny joke."
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"Copied tweets with higher no. of RTs remind me of tht incident when Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest n came 3rd."
"""Grampa, how did you support gay marriage? Did you march like civil rights ppl?"" ""No. Marching's hard. I tweeted about it."""
"What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka? Dead."
"Drop down towl for 200 $oh yes he probably came to bring my 200 euro's he owed me He borrowed it from me yesterday"
"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny penises... The librarian said, ""I don't think it's in yet."" I said, ""Yes, that's the one."""
"Because you crave something doesn't mean it's good for you. Every time my husband opens his mouth about politics I crave instant death."
"What is expected from ISIS women? Blow jobs."
"If a Prius goes into a drift... Does that mean it's the electric slide?"
"I had a really long dream last night that I was a muffler under a car. When I woke up this morning I was exhausted!"