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"Spell check changed ""important"" to ""impotent"" so basically I have a meeting in the morning that can't get it up."
"Ahmed Mohamed must have made a bomb ass clock"
"The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain."
"My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still wants to have sex with me. So, who's stupid now?"
"Why did the opossum cross the road? To get to the middle."
"What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisey noise annoys an oyster!"
"[Wedding] ""...to join these two in holy matrimony. The Ring, please?"" [Maid of Honor pops tape in VCR.] [One week later: everyone dies.]"
"Doesn't it concern you that stick bugs are way more complex than stick people? They're on a whole other dimension"
"What do you call a dragon that can't sit still? A wiggle wyrm."