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Joke of the Day
"How much do pirates charge for piercings? A buck an ear."
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"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Penis. I mean, 1."
"Two men walk into a bar...... ...the third sees this and ducks."
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"Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never-mind, it's pointless."
"What Leonidas told his 300 after they got surrounded. Guys, it's a wipe. (World of Warcraft reference)"
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"Japan isn't a democracy. They don't have big erections."
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