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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay's man house knock knock you: who's there? the chicken."

"Why was the lobster arrested? Because he was always pinching things."

"Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma? I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana"

"hilarious joke my penis size"

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt."

"Doctor then says to Pagliacci... ""New treatment. Get on stage and forget vagueness and uncertainty, or else the twelve guys I've already sent to go see you are going to fucking kill themselves."""

"Miss Anders... I didn't recognise you with your clothes on."

"if ur fighting with your bae but sleepy, write what you're mad about on a piece of paper so u can continue in the morning"

"My wife and I found each other on a dating website.........3 years after we got married. That was awkward."

"What's the difference between USA and USB? One has standards"