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Joke of the Day

"Miss Anders... I didn't recognise you with your clothes on."

"Why did John F. Kennedy die? He was too open-minded."

"Love helps to kill time. And time helps to kill love."

"The people working at Petco.... ...hate when you refer to them as pet-ophiles."

"Why was the leper hockey game canceled? There was a face-off in the corner."

"Donald Trump Running For President"

"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand store!"

"Why can't lions ever conquer the world? Because the pride comes before the fall."

"I've discovered a magical land through the back of the wardrobe, it's inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile."

"A cannibal showed up late to the luncheon His friends gave him the cold shoulder."