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Joke of the Day
"Miss Anders... I didn't recognise you with your clothes on."
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"What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."
"What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B? Brash."
"Do you know why one side of the V Is slightly larger when birds fly together? Because there are more birds on that side."
"[Speaking at funeral] We made it guys it's Friday"
"A British man asked to his friend, ""How many seats are there in the van?"" ""More than the Lib Dems."""
"Dude, you're so black that when you wash yourself with soap... ... You have to wash the soap itself with washing powder afterwards."
"What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet? ""F"", for Fonzi. Duh."
"Why did the sperm cross the road Because I put the wrong sock on this morning"
"I'm not racist I don't even separate my laundry"