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Joke of the Day
"Why was the lobster arrested? Because he was always pinching things."
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"How do you have a sexy barbecue? You grill the sausage."
"Why do they even bother having different brands of milk?"
"A man goes to the hospital with 6 plastic horse up his butt. The doctors described his condition as stable."
"A blonde and a brunette are exchanging wild stories... Brunette: ""have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" Blonde: *ponders for a moment* ""No but I've been swung around by the tits before!"""
"Why cant you suprise a snow man? Because its an inanimate object."
"what sex position produces the ugliest babies? Ask your parents"
"I just bought some ""ribbed cotton tank t-shirts"" at WalMart. You'd think that'd be the one place on earth they'd call them wifebeaters."
"How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem!"
"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing in her backyard? Neither did she."