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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a good comeback story? Brokeback Mountain."

"What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs."

"How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food? Because he said he loves miso."

"How do you save a Republican from drowning? Take your foot off of their head."

"Every morning Tom Cruise announces how many Latinos moved into his neighborhood. He calls it the Minority Report."

"I just plugged in a USB cord on the first try. My wife is in for a treat tonight."

"My 14yo made fun of me this morning because I had to go to work while he had a snow day, so I changed the wifi password."

"Why do chat fail always look fake Because they are"

"The blind hooker helped me a lot with my allergies She blew my nose"

"I just found that there's such a thing as a cheese shop and now I'm changing my vacation plans."