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Joke of the Day
"Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook? Like we're going outside..."
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"From now on when people forcefully show me pictures of their baby, I'm simply going to reply, ""Hmm... I've seen better."""
"Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the receptionist a couple of nails and asks... Can you put me up for the night?"
"What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit? (Offensive)"
"If Jesus was a cat we'd have nine Easters."
"Did you hear about the COW that got a promotion? She was out standing in her field. **Edited for political correctness."
"So I got the new Note 7 and I don't see what the fuss is about exploding? Everything is going fi"
"My aunt Marge.. My aunt Marge has been ill for so long I've started thinking, ""I can't believe she's not better.."""
"So what do you do for a living? Im in organ trafficking. Fu** ! Dont you have a heart? Was that a critic or an order?"
"What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?? Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window"