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Joke of the Day

"When women say ""It's not what's on the outside, it's what's on the inside that counts"", we all know they are talking about a Man's wallets."

"BEST JOKE EVER hey, lets play duoq"

"I owe so much to X-men, the movie that taught me it was ok to be a terrifying mutant"

"I'm thinking about writing a book. It's a novel idea."

"What do you call the armed group in Oregon? Vanilla Isis."

"A towel walks into a bar... He orders a drink, and says ""I'll have it dry."""

"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll."

"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."

"THIS GIRL IS WEARING PINK CAMOUFLAGE WHERE ARE THERE PINK FORESTS"

"I got a taxi home tonight.... Driver said ""that'll be 7"". I said ""could you reverse back a bit I've only got a fiver""!"