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Joke of the Day

"The Doctor says: ""Mrs Jones, I think your 7 year old is watching way too much TV"" ""How can you tell?"" asked Mrs Jones ""He just asked me if Cialis is right for him"""

"If you don't get this joke... ...then you should probably get your hearing checked."

"Got into a fight with an Egyptian. We were fez to fez."

"Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because he has a million of degrees."

"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!"

"What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app? Spotafly."

"What's the difference between OP and eggs? Eggs actually get laid."

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!"

"What's the fastest way to make a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel"

"How do you cut the Roman empire in half? You use a pair of Caesars"