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Joke of the Day
"What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password? 1forrest1"
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"Its funny how your parents tell you its their house, but as soon as something needs cleaning, it magically becomes yours too."
"What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator? ""This place rocks!"""
"If Appendix removal is an Appendectomy and Getting your tonsils out is an Tonsillectomy... .... is a sex change an Addadicktome?"
"Anybody wanna play Pearl Harbour? I lay down and you blow me to heavens!"
"Daughter: How was your day, Daddy? Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!?!"
"Call 613-745-1576 for good time"
"Did you hear about the guy who had writers block? He stopped writing and it was"
"Someone should call 911... ...because YouTube is having one of its daily 500 seizures."
"TMZ reportedly has a copy of a Dora the Explorer sextape which shows Dora having sex, using drugs and making racially insensitive comments."