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Joke of the Day

"Why did the spider cross the road? To get to his website!"

"My personal trainer told me to listen to my body at the gym so I punched him in the face and went to get some ice cream."

"Just read a really great tweet that was 140,000 characters long called a book."

"Two fish are in a tank One says to another, ""I'll drive. You shoot."""

"I wanna die by getting stuck my lightning Shocking, I know."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"Are you looking forward to the Olympics? I am, they're going to be dope."

"Why was the snowman smiling? He heard the snow blower coming"

"What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish? TosTADA!"

"In six years, people will be able to have cybernetic eyes installed in the back of their head... ...because hindsight is 2020."