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Joke of the Day
"Why did the spider cross the road? To get to his website!"
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"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same. Thought I would join the circlejerk."
"Damn team mate are you the ladbible? Because you are baiting me so hard."
"If we're talking & I start running my nails up & down your arm, I either really like you, or I'm looking for an artery close to the surface."
"Mao Zedong, Stalin, Hitler, and Ellen Pao walk into a bar... (user was banned for this post)"
"What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat? One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand? One is used for cunning stunts."
"My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head."
"Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)"
"R news are nazis This is how it works, right? Can i get my karma points now i need karma"
"Anyone seen the movie about the female eye doctor who's always naked when she kills her patients? It's called 'Lasik Instinct'."