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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same. Thought I would join the circlejerk."

"The Jerk Store Called, they're running out of you! -George Costanza haha, sorry this just came to mind and I had to share.."

"Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?"

"My friend said ""What rhymes with orange?"" I said ""No, it doesn't"""

"What's 12 inches long, stiff, red and purple, and makes women scream? Crib death"

"What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ? Ego-Testicle."

"Protestants sing every verse to every hymn. Catholics know this. We think about it when we get to the bakery 20 minutes ahead of you."

"How do you say 'The Torah' in German? Kindling."

"When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk? - just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings"

"I haven't lost my virginity yet Because I never lose"