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Joke of the Day

"Damn team mate are you the ladbible? Because you are baiting me so hard."

"What is dill bread made from? Dill dough."

"I'm a schizophrenic And so am I"

"Why shouldn't you give a Western feminist the first serving of a fruit cocktail? Because they'll just pick out all the cherries."

"A coworker just asked me if I was voted most likely to take a joke literally by my high school yearbook committee... That wasn't even a real superlative. I swear, this guy..."

"It's true what they say: shut up."

"My girlfriend just broke up with me, mainly because of my extreme Burger King addiction. So I said to her ""Fine, have it your way."""

"What's half a joke look like?"

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo."

"Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France. It's just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes."