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Joke of the Day
"I asked a few girls if they wanted to have a foursome... They said no. So I forced them"
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"If i told you a joke about a woman who had wooden breast enlargements.. It would need a good punch line - wooden tit?"
"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between. We call the ""Friend Zone""."
"A COWORKER BROUGHT HER INFANT INTO THE OFFICE LET'S ALL CROWD AROUND AND TERRIFY IT. -women"
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels still killing Indians."
"A man goes to the Doctor for a physical. The doctor says, ""I'm sorry but you are going to need to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" the man asks. The doctor says, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"The winds of change can blow me."
"What does a gay horse eat Haaaaayyyy!!"
"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round."
"What do you call Brienne's Dad? Tarth Vader."