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Joke of the Day

"Got a tattoo of my mom telling me not to get a tattoo"

"How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello? ""Ni-Hao-dy"""

"I am not well... ... neither am I a river!"

"What do you call it when fish stop having babies? Minnow-pause"

"What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common? They both work on crowded platforms."

"Syria is wherever the Syrians are in Europe"

"Him: What gets you hot, baby? Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*"

"Why is unprotected ear sex unsafe? You can get hearing aids."

"What's the difference between a piano,tuna and glue. You can tune a piano. You cant piano a tuna."

"If you woke up in the woods with a handful of leaves and a condom hanging out of your butt, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?"