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Joke of the Day

"Why is unprotected ear sex unsafe? You can get hearing aids."

"Of course I believe you are God's gift to women. He gave us periods and painful childbirth. Why not you too?"

"Why did Yellow divorce Green? Because Green blue Indigo."

"So I Was Going to Kill Myself But I hear whales are endangered."

"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A cock that sticks to roof of your mouth..."

"What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday? to be alone with his thots"

"Just once I'd like to have the confidence to order something off of a menu without having to look at the menu while I'm ordering it."

"I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular... Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."

"Which two regions have the most people named John? SEA / NA"

"Medical prices these days are ridiculous Why, something as simple as an amputation costs an arm and a leg."